my brother’s girlfriend forgot to flush when she was done with the bathroom and her pee is a bad color and i wanna let her know she should hydrate more.
White people think it’s really cool to address me as their “little Asian friend” and a lot of people also think it’s ok to pat me on my head because I’m shorter than them. Like can you chill Godzilla? Damn
h/t to amomenttothink for retweeting this.
i sent my dad this huge text about how i was going to sf for the weekend and that i would be safe and not drink a lot and ruin my life and then i told him i had baked today and left some on the counter for him and all he wrote back to me was “k cookies”
Lupita: The Disney princess I need.more like this here x